The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsPitiful Surnames
It seems they've come out with a list of some shameful surnames.
Variations on a theme show Handcock, Glasscock, Hickinbottom, Shufflebottom and Winterbottom are also among the names people have been most desperate to shake-off in the last 100 years.Well, with that said, I think it's only fitting that I create a few one liners for these poor surname carriers.The number of people with the surname Cock is now at only a quarter of the level it was in 1881, putting it at the top of the list compiled by a team of geographers at the Centre for Advanced Spatial Analysis at University College London (UCL).
I'm no Stranger to Cock.
You have a Haggard and Smellie old Willie.
Boy, you're Daft and Slow.
Here's the complete list of shameful surnames.
Oh Burns, I don't see my last name on that list.
Comments
I highly doubt that any boy with a surname of "Cock" made it out of grade-school alive.
Posted by: Dave D | September 7, 2006 10:47 AM
Seriously had a boss named Dick Strange once. I found a new job.
Posted by: McCain | September 7, 2006 11:53 AM
In high school I had a friend with the name Aycock.
Posted by: Lilo | September 7, 2006 01:57 PM