The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsMadonna Wants To Be Space Cadet - Little Does She Know, She Already Is One
The story that made me laugh the most today:
RUSSIA REJECTS PROPOSAL TO SEND MADONNA INTO SPACE....
MR.BIG's retort: "Please, oh please do it."
The proposal: what do you all say that if Russia doesn't reconsider, then we start another war with them?
Can we have a consensus?
Sounds like rather religious and political reasoning why they won't have her on board at this time. One State Duma member said,
"Because of the television possibilities, it would be a pretty serious event in the year of elections in the United States and Russia."And, a space agency spokesperson stated,
"Taking into account her good physical preparedness and financial capabilities, the dream of (Madonna) Louise Ciccone of a space flight could be realized in 2009," Panarin was quoted as saying.I don't blame them; she is pretty ignorant. But, I'd do just about anything to get that moron off the planet, lol.Like many Russians, he didn't use the 48-year-old pop singer's first name, apparently sensitive to the Russian Orthodox Church's objections to her use of religious imagery, especially crucifixion, in her "Confessions" world tour performances.
Maybe if we chip in a few extra bucks, they'll reconsider.
Comments
So... would it cost more - or less - to like, "drop her off" on the way home? Say, during re-entry for instance.
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September 15, 2006 09:40 AM
LOL, excellent idea
Posted by: Sam | September 15, 2006 06:12 PM
the headline on this post made me crack the heck up!
Posted by: moonbat monitor | September 16, 2006 12:39 AM