The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

No, not me. It's not going to be one of those stories.

This one's about a store clerk who decided to use a tactic similar to those who "out" cheque bouncers by taping bad cheques to the cash register.

Instead, this sex store clerk "outed" a sex toy suspect by posting a photo of the sex toy thief on his shop window.

The Erox Lifestyle Centre, on the corner of Vivian and Cuba streets, has caught the eye of passers-by for not the usual reasons after staff put up the photo. A security footage photo features a man who allegedly put the $109.95 sex aid under his hoodie and left the shop without paying. A note above the photo says: "When will he pay for the penis pump he stole?"

Now, the man's not only suspected of being a petty criminal, but he's also suspected of having a puny penis.

And, it seems the website contains a few of those suspect photos, as well.

Here's the link to that treasure, although may be NSFW on the top bar of that page: Rogues Gallery at EroxAdult.com.

Anyhow, if the guy would have only participated in this sport instead (scroll down), then perhaps he wouldn't be considered a criminal to this day.