The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Welcome PERVs to another meeting.

It's time to discuss our latest attempt at bringing awareness to our cause.

Again, taking from the pages of PETA and their nutball spokesperson, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock (Ritchie), or whore for short, we have decided to pose nude.

We love the shock value of nudity, so this is the perfect way to raise awareness. I would like for every PERV out there - who's comfortable with their bodies, of course - to sign up for an opportunity to pose nude in Bob's Meatatarium meat shop window for 15 minute each.

And, to show how much I support this effort and support you PERVs, I will be posing nude for a full 48 hours. No puny 10 minutes like Pamela Rock (WARNING: link NSFW).

Who's PERV enough to join me?

Other than that, I want to discuss some mixed emotions that many PERVs go through this time of the year.

As we near the end of the season for vegetable cruelty in many parts of the world, some of you may be feeling both sadness and happiness. Let's discuss.

This is the time when many harvesters are done planting and exploiting new crops. That is good. Fewer seedlings will be tortured now as we near fall; however, the sad news for PERVs is that this is also the time of year that many harvesters ruthlessly pull those helpless, innocent veggies from their warm, dirt homes. Truly sad.

Our only hope is that harvesters, as well as the rest of the world, heed our message that veggie abuse is wrong. Keep on the right track, PERVs, hope is not lost.

From rock hard to super soft - PERVs beat their meat.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

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