The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I don't want to know what you do with your wood but I've decided to be nice to my readers and I've found a non-scam site where you can view your "needs". Just follow the link link here. Now back to the article...

It seems The Wood Master! enjoys playing with his wood.

That chair and those clothes don't look too comfortable.

And, while I was visiting the menDNA website, I found this disgusting bit of cholesteral killer:

The 5LB Burger With 54 Toppings!

That's even more disgusting than the Krispy Kreme burger and the 30,000 calorie sandwich combined.

Or, perhaps it's just as awful.