The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio, and happily approved by Sam. (Although that last part may be a complete lie).

There's always been the question of just who is smarter, men or women. I could have settled this debate years ago- had anyone bothered to ask me. It's women. We are the smarter sex. Not that you men have to be ashamed of it, in fact personally I believe you should openly embrace this fact. Think of all the trouble situations that you could get out of by admitting your less intelligent than your female counterpart:

You come home 5 hours late, and smelling of beer, the wife gets mad as she reminds you that you were suppose to have been home early to eat dinner with her mother. She asks what you were thinking- you hang your head and tell her you're sorry, it's just that you aren't as smart as her so it's hard to remember these things.

You get caught playing around by your female boss, while on the clock. She asks you to explain what you were doing... you simply call into account how you aren't as smart as she is and that you really thought that covering the ceiling with spit balls was part of your job.

Honestly, there are thousands of reason why you should be happy that you aren't as smart as women are.

And now, there is even more reason to be happy about this "women are smarter than men" situation. Because, it turns out that besides just being smarter than you, we actually use more words that you. It says so right here.

``The Female Brain" has made quite a splash since its publication last month, and this word-count claim is one of the most striking facts supporting her argument that the female brain is ``a lean, mean communicating machine." The 20,000 vs. 7,000 numbers have been cited in reviews all over the world, from The New York Times to the Mumbai Mirror.

Just remember, keep your part of the conversation short, and play your 'less smart" card.

This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio.