The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Virginia Commonwealth University Professor Sheldon Jacobson. [Read More]

» The old lady and her condom from MacBros' Place
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A con... [Read More]

» Qatar offers to host the first high-level Israeli delegation to the Persian Gulf in a decade from Right Truth
Qatar wants to make nice, to 'to boost its status as a regional player'. Will this gesture toward Israel, and thus toward the United States, help or hurt Qatar? (emphasis mine) DUBAI, United Arab Emirates -- Qatar is home to [Read More]

» U.S. Imperialist War Crimes in Iraq from Blue Star Chronicles
View This Video on You Tube WARNING: Watch this video at your own risk. It depits some of the worst war crimes imaginable that have been perpetrated upon the innocent in the War on Terror. Worse yet, they are perpetrated by the United States military. ... [Read More]

» Beccy Cole Went to the War from Blue Star Chronicles
View This Video on You Tube video h/t It’s a Matter ofOpinion This kind of patriotism isn’t cool. You know, if you are cool you have a hard time deciding which side you are on. How can you know which is the right side? Right? Sometimes choo... [Read More]

» Total War or Surrender from Blue Star Chronicles
Total war is the concept of destroying the enemy’s ability to wage war as well as the will of the the people to wage war. General William T. Sherman is generally credited with the concept of total war. In his version of total war, there were not ... [Read More]

» Very Inportant Blog Info! Must Read! from MacBros' Place
First off, this is something that all bloggers need to know. The fact that there are so many of us out here, we need to all be sticking together when it come to fighting the off unwanted demons. Thats right demons!  You know what they are, they ar... [Read More]

» Gay Marriage Merry-go-Round from Wake up America
NYT claims that the Democrats believe this will not dramatically alter the national conversation....wanna bet? After all, the NYT and Wapo are already spinning and reporting on it, the Blogosphere is all over it, blogs such as, Iowa Voice, Volokh Con... [Read More]

» What Would You Get If You Combined "Star Trek" With "The Flintstones"? from The World According To Carl
First Officer Sprock (left) - Capt. James T. Kirkstone (center) - Dr. Leonard "Fossils" RcKoy (right) Why you'd get Stone Trek, of course! A big shoutout to all the readers from Pirate's Cove who came over to this post from the Trackback Frid... [Read More]

» Some Comments On Music from The World According To Carl
You may have noticed that some of my recent posts have to do with some CD's. Music is a passion of mine and writing about it is something I enjoy doing from time to time. However to clarify something: the CD's I write about are from my own personal... [Read More]

» Gov't Mule - The Deep End (Volume 1) from The World According To Carl
When I was taking guitar lessons from James "Missippy James" Stanton some years ago, one of the bands he highly recommended was Gov't Mule. Soon thereafter, I picked up a copy of "The Deep End (Volume 1)" from one of the local CD shops. Needless to... [Read More]

» Todd Taylor - Taylor Made from The World According To Carl
First of all, I make it very clear that Todd Taylor has more musical talent in his little finger...no...his little finger's hangnail than I'll ever have in my lifetime. In my humble opinion, the man is just that good. Several years ago, I picked up... [Read More]

» Open Trackback Friday - October 27, 2006 from The World According To Carl
Today is Open Trackback Friday once again and that means if you have an interesting post, comment or entry on your blog that you would like to expose to the world, please use my blog's trackback. Please link the article you wish to share back to th... [Read More]

» More Questions on Border Patrol Case from Freedom Folks
Source: Inland Valley Daily Bulletin Department of Homeland Security officials told congressional leaders last month that two Border Patrol agents convicted of shooting a drug smuggler admitted to supervisors that they were "out to shoot Mexica ... [Read More]

» China Fights Aids from Planck's Constant
Amazingly China knows they have exactly 46,702 women sex workers in Yunnan and Sichuan. In addition, I am surprised that the Chinese cannot take on a project like this without help from the British. They are sitting on an ocean of trade dollars. I gu... [Read More]

» New Front in War on Terror--- The Media from Wake up America
The Department of Defense has entered into the other front of the war on terror, the war the media has started with their lies and manipulation of the truth. Namely, the New York Times, NewsWeek and the weekly Standard. They are finally getting their h... [Read More]

» 8 Questions for the Democratic party. from Wake up America
Number 8 is really the main question that keeps racing in my head about the Democratic party. Do they want us to win? If so, why have they voted against almost every bill that would help us remain safe as a country? I think these questions need to be... [Read More]

» Mid-Term (Open) Must-Read List from The Right Nation
Michael Barone, Quin Hillyer, John McIntyre, Tod Lindberg, Jay Cost, Sheryl G. Stolberg, Peggy Noonan, Bill Whalen, Carl Leubsdorf, Abby W. Schachter, Clive Crook, Rich Lowry, John Heilemann, Jed Babbin, Wynton Hall, Chuck Todd, Donald Lambro, Mona C... [Read More]

» I Support the War, But Not the Troops from Radioactive Liberty
I spent most of the day huddled under my desk, sobbing, and gently rocking to soothe myself. I spend most days like this, and I’m sure that most of you fellow chicken hawk/yellow elephants can relate. It’s what cowards do. The fierce battle... [Read More]

» The Dixie Chicks Archipelago from Doug Ross @ Journal
You probably haven't heard, but the Dixie Chicks have a new movie out. For the most part, word of the movie has been suppressed, but a few key details have managed to leak out... [Read More]

» OTA Weekend- The Dixie Chicks Edition from Leaning Straight Up
I took a slightly different tack on the whole Dixie Chicks debacle.  When Maines shot her mouth off in Europe it didn’t particularly offend me.  Yes, I thought it was a stupid point to make, but I am somewhat jaded to Hollywood people d... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is CNN host Nancy Grace. [Read More]

» Joe Cafasso aliases from Carteret Con Artist
So let's have a more complete picture about the notorious conman Joseph A. Cafasso, Jr., and all his aliases: [Read More]

» Who will tell the chickens? from The Florida Masochist
From ABC News- WASHINGTON Oct 19, 2006 (AP)— The Ukrainian capital of Kiev is now Kyiv, as far as the U.S. government is concerned. And the State Department says the spelling change has nothing to do with American hopes of wooing the o ... [Read More]

» List of Chinese Nobel Prize Laureates from Planck's Constant
There are 6 Chinese Nobel Laureates, almost the same number as Arab Nobel Laureates. Let me explain how they are related. But first, some background. [Read More]

» Standardized Rules For School Bus Drivers from Diane's Stuff
Have they found out the name of the kid that was on the bus that was allowed off the bus long enough to attack me then get back on the bus? NOOOOOOOOOOOO I spoke to the police officer in... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong. ... [Read More]

» Triple C: The Clash Caption Contest 13 from The Clash of Civilizations
Biker Blooper Edition. Caption away! Entries will be accepted until Friday! Enjoy!... [Read More]

» The Halloween Grinches Among Us from Planck's Constant
I've come across a few bloggers who are not going to let their children celebrate Halloween this year. The reason? They think it is a pagan holiday. Here's a flash for you: All Christian Holidays are based upon pagan festivals. [Read More]

» I beg you from The Florida Masochist
Any parents out there, please make sure your children are always buckled in when riding around in the automobile. Life is too precious, and we don’t know when it can end. I never want to read a story again like the one of Belle and Piper Hale. [Read More]

» FYI - If you're going to accuse me of something... from Mark My Words
Make sure you get it right in the first place. At times I've been accused of merely resorting to the argumentum ad hominem fallacy... [Read More]

» Staying Connected With Our Troops from Blue Star Chronicles
So have you sent a letter or a package to a Soldier for Halloween? Have you sent one at all? It doesn’t matter if you know the Soldier, Sailor or Marine personally, just send them a note or package. They are alone over there and missing home. [Read More]

» Whiner 101 from Mark My Words
Another entry in the 4GrinsNGiggles Dept/Category of my blog. The Steps outlined in the ... [Read More]

» French girl burned in Muslim gang attack on bus in from Tel-Chai Nation
The riots are clearly starting again in France, and may have claimed a victim: a 26-year old woman, who was burned on 60 percent of her body (via Clarity and Resolve): [Read More]

» Blogger Halo Award from 123beta
Have you heard of the Blogger Halo Award? It's new. Faultline USA has come up with a great idea. Here's the ... [Read More]