The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsAttack Of The Stingrays
It must be a conspiracy.
First Steve Irwin, and now some 81-year-old man was stabbed in chest by a stingray.
Not only was the old man stabbed, but the stingray leaped into his boat to perform the attack.
Next thing you know, there will be a whole series of movies based on these events: Stingray, Stingray 2, Stingray 3-D, and Stingray: The Revenge.
PossibleTaglines:
1. Crikey I've been poked.
2. There's a lot of poking going on.
3. The thrust of the big stiffy.
Okay, I'm done.
Comments
Sam...I can't believe you went there..LOLOL yes I can..you know you are going to get mail..and go to hell right..lol..:):)funny, funny..m
Posted by: madd | October 19, 2006 09:18 AM
Could a stingray be used as a vibrator?
Posted by: McCain | October 19, 2006 09:18 AM
McCain: not unless your into some pretty radical S&M.
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Recipe for a Hot Love Cocktail:
Ingrediants:
1 part Desire
1 part Lust
1 part Anticipation
3 parts Samantha Burns
Directions:
Mix the following together-
Samantha Burns with Desire
Samantha Burns with Lust
Samantha Burns with Anticipation
stir slowly and thoroughly, pour into a 12 inch mug and add 1 cherry on top. Serve Hot.
Posted by: Some Random Blogger | October 19, 2006 01:01 PM
madd - you know it, lol
McCain - we'll let you be the first to try that one out.
Some Random Blogger - It's tasty, too, lol.
Posted by: Sam | October 19, 2006 02:10 PM
MMMM, I can only imagine ;P
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Samantha Burns Fact:
Alexandros of Antioch called his masterpiece the Venus de Milo because he couldn't get it hot enough to be called the Samantha Burns.
Posted by: Some Random Blogger | October 19, 2006 03:16 PM
er...that last comment was a response to Sam by the way, not a response to that whole Stingray Vibe thing...just to clarify...
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Samantha Burns fact:
"Samantha Burns is the reason elements bond."
Posted by: Some Random Blogger | October 19, 2006 03:22 PM