Brangelina To Be Attacked?
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt must think pretty highly of themselves these days.
It seems they are frightened that they will be the next targets of an al Qaeda terrorist attack.
Sure, Brangelina, that's all they've got time for is targeting a couple of dense-headed movie stars.
Just go adopt another baby, and shut the f*ck up, you numbnuts.
How many kids is it now... 56?
Something like that, I'm guessing.
Anyhow, perhaps they'd be smart to adorn themselves in the attire I suggested earlier
But, quite frankly, I couldn't care less one way or another. It's not like the world would miss another pretty boy or starlet.
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