The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This PERV post submitted gratefully by 123beta.

The animal rights group called Tuesday for a North American theme park, Six Flags Inc., to cancel a competition in which people will try to break the world cockroach-eating record.

Anyone who beats the record will win a season pass for four people for 2007 with VIP queue-jumping status. The record is currently held by Ken Edwards of Derbyshire, England, who devoured 36 Madagascar hissing cockroaches in one minute in 2001.

"Insects do not deserve to be eaten alive especially for a gratuitous marketing gimmick,"
PETA spokeswoman Jackie Vergerio told Reuters.

Since when are cockroaches considered animals?

And who in their 'right mind' would eat a freakin'
live cockroach? ...Well, maybe I would for some big bucks but not just to win 4 tickets to an amusement park!

Bring your own Alka-Seltzer... Burp!

On a side note, one of our PERV's, Committees of Correspondence, sent in this funny, but true cartoon:

PERVs do it with meat... uh... eat meat, that is.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

Thanks again, 123beta for the post.