The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsCleavage Campaigning
It seems some screwball in Alabama is campaigning on the wacko front.
Loretta Nall has been bulging her breasts for a cause:
Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party’s write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters will eventually focus on her platform.I don't know what kind of potheads Alabama has, but a marajuana stash box sounds like an awfully odd campaign freebie.“It started out as a joke, but it blew up into something huge,” said Nall, a 32-year-old with dyed blond hair.
Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: “More of these boobs.” Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley — and the words: “And less of these boobs.”
What I don't get is why she's bothering to campaign:
Nall, who spoke in an interview Friday on the Capitol steps, realizes that is about as close as she is going to get to the governor’s office. But her outrageous antics have helped her attract attention not normally enjoyed by write-in candidates.What a waste of time, not to mention making a mockery of an essential part of society.
Comments
When she takes them out campaigning, she calls them "door knockers". Also, she is a master debater; she can counter every argument tit for tat.
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This November, take time out to stuff your ballot into Samantha Burns' box.
Posted by: some random blogger | October 30, 2006 01:50 PM
LOL
Posted by: Sam | October 30, 2006 02:16 PM
Hell, I've heard of people getting elected for worse reasons.
Posted by: BobG | October 31, 2006 03:13 PM