The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsIt's Hasselhoff Time
Seeing as how today is the creepiest day of the year, I thought it more than fitting to make you all watch David Hasselhoff videos.
Mwahahaha.
David Hasselhoff Video Blog. The bloated ol' egomaniac talks to his frickin' watch.
The Making of David Hasselhoff's 'Jump In My Car'
David Hasselhoff sings "Secret Agent Man" Apparently, this will be his next video he'll make, for me to mock.
And, apparently, the guy thought he could sing years ago. Boy, was he wrong.
David Hasselhoff Looking For Freedom
David Hasselhoff - Limbo Dance: something's deterring me from visiting Jamaica.
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Comments
Ms. Burns, you are truly wicked. I'm shivering with fear just from reading the title of this entry! How could you unleash this monster upon us?
I'm saying 10 Hail Mary's right now to banish this evil from the world. If my head spins around tonight, I won't hold it against you though.
Have a spookalicious day but play safely, when crossing the street, watch for cars and most of all, don't succumb to the seductive ways of the Hasselhoff limbo or you might as well declare yourself President of his Official Fan Club.
Posted by: Larry | October 31, 2006 02:27 PM
"The horror! The horror!"
Posted by: BobG | October 31, 2006 03:10 PM
Sam I know that today is supposed to be the spookiest, scariest day of the year, filled with terrifing horror and screaming good fun, but did you have to take us to the brink, to very edge of sanity...oh my eyes, my eyes...aaaggghh..Happy Happy spook day..m
Posted by: madd | October 31, 2006 04:22 PM
Jump in My Car somehow became my 3-year olds favorite video. Umm, maybe I played it too many times, heh. Mrs. McCain subsequently and unfairly banned it.
Posted by: McCain | October 31, 2006 04:26 PM
McCain, your child may require future therapy sessions after that torment. I know I would.
Oh great, come to think of it, now everyone's going to be suing me over mental anguish after they check out the links I supplied.
Posted by: Sam | October 31, 2006 05:20 PM