The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I was at Yippee-Ki-Yay's place (the sicko likes Mondays for some reason, by the way) when I came across a post that links to Dustbury who links to Caterina.net.

Lol.

Anyhow, the posts are regarding Ernest Hemingway's micro-short story that ran all of 6 words:

Ernest Hemingway was once prodded to compose a complete story in six words. His answer, personally felt to be his best prose ever, was "For sale: baby shoes, never used."

Here are some I liked:

Shortest sex manual: In. Out. Repeat.
"My advice is to say nothing"
Do you want fries with that?

Now, here are a few I've thought of:
1. Some blogs rock; some suck sh*t.
2. Remind me not to do that.
3. When I think, you see smoke.
(that last one would be my dad's favourite)

And, here's my two parter:
4. Her comment: What are you thinking?
5. His response: Shoot me now... PLEASE!

Now, it's your turn. Come up with your own 6 word short story.