The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Many of us know about that saying, "the one with the most toys wins", but it's a little ridiculous when those material "toys" become panties and mannequins.

It seems some twisted 23 year old elected to steal women's underwear from dorms.

"Police said that Pascal Lucas, who is an accountant, was arrested on Saturday after being caught breaking into an apartment.

A Marquette graduate, Lucas allegedly had lived in the building and had possession a master key, which is how authorities think he gained access to the apartments, WISC-TV reported.

Officers said that they searched Lucas' home and found plastic bags full of stolen panties all sorted by apartment number."

Was his next step to stalk those women based on their underwear size and proximity, or something?

What I find most odd about this is that it's normal. Panty fetishism is apparently pretty common. Perhaps someone reading this may be sniffing or wearing women's panties at this very moment.

But, what's more disturbing than that 23 year old with his panty thefts is the sock fetish.

Now that's a foul fetish.

I just hope it's not a fetish for dirty socks.

Ew.

And, in other funky fixations, it seems some weirdo keeps getting busted for stealing mannequins.

"Dotson had been out of prison for less than a week when he was caught. His erotic pursuit of mannequins over the past 13 years has led to at least six convictions for breaking and entering and a stint in prison, police said.

"He told his parole officer he was going to buy a mannequin so he didn't have to do these break-ins anymore," said Detective Brendan Moore said. "Apparently that didn't work out."

Cross posted at 123beta's place.