The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Sing with me to the tune of that famous song:

Memories, my computer's acting real slow.
Memories, if I don't get some more, my mind will blow.

It's too slow!

And, it's not like I can afford a little stick of memory right now, either. No, just when money's at its tightest *KABLAMO* another problem arises.

Go figure.

So, here I am on my death bed (or so it seems) dealing with the ultimate pain in the arse, writing this article and hoping, just... hoping that I will be able to save my work without it timing out on me.

Gak!

Every time it does that, I fear I will never see my hard work pop back up again. And, I know many of you have had this problem, or similar problems where you nearly lose everything, or you run into a worse problem and you do lose everything.

And, the only solution to me not ripping this computer apart and tossing it out the window is to remember how much poorer I'd be if I had to buy a whole new computer.

That, and this freshly made Margarita sitting beside me really does the job of forgetting my woes.