The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron Revealed #52

Moron of the Week - 52 - Jimmy Carter Congratulations again, Dragonlady, for taking the win.

Dragonlady's like some kind of winning machine; it's awesome.

Yes, to everyone, it is correct that Jimmy Carter is a moron.

He is like Bill Clinton without the fox attitude. Of course, I got that hint from The Simpsons who, instead, said Clinton was like Carter with the attitude.

So, there you have it.

I guess I could have also said he was the other annoying and useless ex-US president who won't go away.

Retire from publicly complaining already, Carter - you ol' coot.

No one's listening; we're just being bothered by your blathering.

Heck, your image is so dry, even a blue stained dress accusation couldn't have spiced up your presidency.

The only "spice" in Carter's career was the killer rabbit incident.

For those unaware, the only affair moron Carter had was with a rabbit, and I don't believe that was sexual in nature at all. It was extremely bizarre, however.

Carter was fishing when he claimed a rabbit, a "swamp rabbit" of all things, was heading directly towards his boat, trying to board it, but Carter apparently freaked out and swatted at the creature with his paddle.

Carter was taking a few days off in Plains, Georgia fishing when he spotted a rabbit swimming toward him.
“It was hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared and making straight for the president” and he hit the rabbit with his paddle.

Yup, that pretty much sums up Carter's participation as a world leader...

with a collective *yawn*.

And, it's this same dull weirdo who criticises the Bush administration every second he has.

I've got news for you, Carter, you've been wasting your breath for years now.

Carter has moronically blurted out stupid commentary about the Bush administration like the Iraq war is "a terrible mistake" and "a flat disaster".

I'll tell you what, Jimbo, if you had remained the president for another term, THAT would have been a flat disaster.

Good thing Reagan kicked your a$$ out of there.

Of course, the real questionable nature of Carter is still being overlooked by many.

For instance, in 2002, he acquired the Nobel Peace Prize for being some wonderful peacemaker and all, but others believe that title is undeserved.

In Jimmy Carter, Traitor? it is asked why the award presenters overlooked the fact that Carter could be guilty of treason as well as aiding in arming the North Korea.

And, in that same article, it is quoted,