The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsMoron Revealed #53
Looks like Just a Girl just snagged the title from Dragonlady's World.
Congratulations Just a Girl for knowing that this week's moron is Bill Clinton.
Of course, we all know Clinton for his sex-crazed lunacy... I, uh, mean presidency.
Yes, I truly believe Clinton entered the wrong profession: he should have been in porn rather than politics.
I mean, not only was he caught in a filthy lie over having a Monica Lewinsky BJ, but he's had numerous allegations of infidelity from his past. Linda Tripp, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick (who claimed rape).
That man's busy as heck.
But, he sure doesn't know how to pick 'em. You'd think a man with successes like his could have selected better quality babes. But, then again, looking at his wife Hillary, I guess that's just what he goes for.
Perhaps, I should just be sighing in relief since I don't think I'm his type.
*Phew*
And, let's not forget his presidency was more of a mini party with lots of music, blowing smoke (but, he didn't inhale), getting the munchies (particularly for McDonalds), carnal behaviour, and at the end, the house was trashed.
Ya, I'm sure we all remember how he scoffed everything, but the kitchen sink (or did he take that, too?) when he left office. Oh, and he also pardon everyone and their dog before he left with a total of 140 presidential pardons, including Marc Rich.
Let's face it, that moron's excellent at being shady.
But, you know, he'd also be a great talk show host.
It was considered at one point to make Clinton a tv talk show host, but it hasn't worked out yet. Personally, I think he'd fit right in with the Jerry Springers of the world. The only difference: Clinton would want to 'make it' with all his 80 year old topless transexual midgets.
Someone cue the circus music.
And, the circus continues as we hear Clinton blame everyone, but himself for Bin Laden's terror and the need for war. Of course, I'm talking about that interview with Chris Wallace in which Clinton flipped out over what he considered "a smirk".
Whatever nutball.
'We contracted with people to kill him. I got closer to killing him than anybody's gotten since,' he said.Maybe closer as friends or something, but certainly not as in catching the guy. If you got close to Bin Laden, then explain how he managed to pull off such devastating terror attacks and continue making numerous video threats.
Because you were on his tail???
Sure, Billy boy, sure.
Good ol' sit back and take it up the butt Clinton. That's what they should call ya.
Get this straight, it wasn't until Bush got on the guy's a$$ that he began hiding out and p*ssing his pants.
I don't know how Clinton can claim he was a tough go-getter. He was merely the US's 'good time' president and nothing more.
How can we forget his snazzy saxophone riffs?
I guess you could say he was the president who liked to blow and be blown.
And, I don't know why people are questioning whether the moron is pushing Hillary to run for president. Everyone knows she's the one who wears the pants in that family.
Everyone also knows she was already president once before between the years 1993 and 2001... as if Bill made any of the decisions back then.
He was too busy getting screwed while screwing the country.
Well, that's it for now on this moron, but I wouldn't doubt if we see his image blacked out on this site again in the future. He's bound to foul up again, over and over.
Congrats to Just a Girl for the win.
More on the moron:
Clinton says Republican extremists divided country
CLINTON AGAINST FREE SPEECH IN DENMARK AS IN CHINA
Bill Clinton Is A Fucking Moron
Bill Clinton's Terrorism FAILURES!
Bill Clinton's Latest Lie
Clinton: Conspiracy Theorists Out to Get Me
Bubba Clinton's Legacy - A Nuclear Iran
President Clinton gets Ticked off again, Trashes Starbucks
Clinton after Chris Wallace Interview
Bill Clinton Spoof (best with the volume off if the translation annoys)
Comments
An oldie but a goodie. That Bill Clinton well never runneth dry.
Posted by: McCain | October 20, 2006 12:26 AM
Mel! I thought you "never get these." LMAO! Congrats, I think. ;-)
Posted by: DragonLady | October 20, 2006 03:00 AM
Hey Mel..congrats..
Posted by: madd | October 20, 2006 08:09 AM
WOW! I was just kidding!! LMAO
Posted by: mel | October 20, 2006 09:16 AM
Yeah.... infidelities are so much worse than killing tens of thousands of people for absolutely no good reason. Of course, the Chimperor makes sure never to testify under oath-because he can't, as we all well know.
Keep that line of thinking up. Surprises are no doubt coming your way, starting in November.
Posted by: JollyRoger | October 20, 2006 11:02 PM
Yea, Bill Cinton, "The Moron." Is it hard to go so far out of your way just to ridicule someone? What's worse is that you still sound like an idiot -- even after all that work.
Please, raise your IQ. Thanks.
Posted by: Anathema | October 22, 2006 06:01 PM
Oh... my feelings... I'm so... hurt.
You've crushed me completely. Oh whoa is me.
F*cknuts
Posted by: Sam | October 23, 2006 12:54 AM