The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron Revealed #54

Moron of the Week - 54 - Mark Foley
Congratulations goes to Alabama Improper for the win.

Alabama Improper knew that Mark "the pedo" Foley is a moron.

And, if anything makes Mark Foley a moron, it would have to be his affiliation with Tom Cruise.

Lol, gotcha.

Well, in an offbeat way, he has an affiliation with nutball Tom due to Foley's association with Scientology.

"On May 24, 2003 a special dinner was held to honor Mark Foley at the Fort Harrison Hotel, the main accommodations building of the Flag Land Base of the Church of Scientology. Foley received leatherbound copies of Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health and The Way to Happiness as gifts from the Church.

After the Foley scandal became public, on October 5, 2006 the Church of Scientology removed the article boasting of their patronizing Foley from its website."

You've got to be pretty pathetic if even Scientology is ashamed of you.

Foley, as we know, is the hot topic at this time of year - US election time - with the Democrats blaming the Republicans and the Republicans blaming the Democrats for having prior knowledge of Foley's mischief.

The mischief, as it could be called, is Foley's horn dog congressional page hounding. That is, the numerous pedophilic-type messages Foley sent to underage pages.

Foley's screen name in Instant Messages and Emails was always Maf54, which you may believe stands for his name and year of birth - Mark Adam Foley 1954 - but you'd be wrong.

It actually stands for My Attendant Flock = 54, as in I'm sure he'd like to get in the pants of at least 54 congressional attendant boys.

Or, perhaps it stands for My Attractive Footboys 54.

Here's a sampling of the perverse messages he sent, if you haven't seen them already:

"Maf54: do you really do it face down
Teen: ya
Maf54: kneeling
Teen: well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
Maf54: where do you unload it
Teen: towel
Maf54: really
Maf54: completely naked?
Teen: well ya
Maf54: very nice
Teen: lol
Maf54: cute butt bouncing in the air

In another exchange, Foley proposed to meet with a former page:

Maf54: I want to see you
Teen: Like I said not til feb…then we will go to dinner
Maf54: and then what happens
Teen: we eat...we drink...who knows...hang out...late into the night
Maf54: and
Teen: I dunno
Maf54: dunno what
Teen: hmmm I have the feeling that you are fishing here...
im not sure what I would be comfortable with...well see"

And, it's also been claimed that he's had an sexual encounters with a couple of young adults just after the boys turned the age of consent:

"In early October 2006, two news organizations quoted anonymous former pages as saying that they had sexual liaisons with Foley after they turned 18 and 21, respectively."

That's pretty gross.

I guess the guy can't get a date in his own age group, or anywhere near it.

I think he may also be going through some demented mid-life crisis seeing as he's been caught hanging out at dorms and going to "mixers".

Hey, guess what moron, you're not 21. Now grow the f*ck up!

What's worse is this is the same guy who practically wrote the book on protecting children from sexual predators:

"In the House, Foley was one of the foremost opponents of child pornography. Foley had served as chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children. He introduced a bill in 2002 to outlaw web sites featuring sexually suggestive images of preteen children, saying that “these websites are nothing more than a fix for pedophiles.”

No wonder he spent so much time and effort on the topic of pedophiles; he practically is one. He knows all about those 'fixes', eh.

You know what I think is stupid about it all is that many people seem to be sticking by the idea that he didn't actually break any laws.

Uh... how about the laws of morality? I'm pretty sure he broke a few of those while corrupting the minds of our youth.

Oh, and after the fact, Mark "the pedo" Foley tried to cover up his gruesome behaviour by exploiting two stereotypes:

1. He claims he's an alcoholic and this must have driven him to such behaviour (oh yes, and by the way, he finds nothing wrong in getting a minor drunk).

2. He claims he was molested by a priest in his youth and this must have driven him to such behaviour.

Hmmm... Mark, what other cliched vices could you blame?

Were you abducted by aliens and anal probed, leading you to such behaviour? How about pulling a Rosanne Barr and claiming you were abused by your parents while growing up?

No?

Well, then maybe the cheap excuse that being in the public eye and the celebrity status drove you to your perversities.

Whatever, moron.

You're sick and twisted because you're sick and twisted. End of story.

Seriously, end of story.

Congrats again to Alabama Improper on the win.

More on the moron:
FOLEY-BOT!
Jon Stewart’s take on Mark Foley
Foley's e-mail to governor voices fear White House snubbed him
New Foley Instant Messages; Had Internet Sex While Awaiting House Vote
Congressman Mark Foley Action Figure
Mark Foley Jokes
Mark Foley 2006 Advertisement

Comments

Samantha- I need your help. Who am I? Check out the Wikipedia definition of Yawning Anus and please add to it. I need some input on this. The Agency needs a good old fashiooned footnote in history before I leave it for good.

Posted by: Yawn | October 27, 2006 12:38 AM

Moronic Abusive Freak 54?

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This comment was paid for by Samantha Burns for Sexual Congress 06'

Posted by: some random blogger | October 27, 2006 12:53 AM

Yawn, I think there's a website that is like a wikipedia for bloggers. I just saw it a while ago, but can't remember where I saw it.

I'll see what I can do to add to yours next week.

some random blogger - lol, that's about it.

Posted by: Sam | October 27, 2006 01:49 AM