The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsNaughty, Sexy, Naked....
A lot of people have noticed that many arab countries, for some reason, come to their blogs looking for sex. So, I've thought of a way to enable the perverts of the world to get where they need to go while accommodating the web owner's wishes.
Below are just a few of the many possibilities for web owners to put up at their place.
To see a naughty, sexy, naked young woman with fetishes, you must choose one of the following links:
1) I am a muslim extremist and hereby denounce terrorism fully and agree to fight with the west against other extremists in exchange for clicking here to see a hot sexy... woman (or goat).
2) I am an anti-war type who hereby agrees to fully support the war effort in exchange for clicking here to see a hot sexy... woman.
3) I am a normal horny, non-extremist, non-antiwar type guy who agrees to visit and comment on Samantha Burns.com more frequently in exchange for clicking here to see a hot sexy... woman.
What would your 4th option be?
Comments
Hi samantha,
you got a very candid way of expressing things..an interesting blog as Madd says..
best..
Posted by: abhay | October 3, 2006 12:25 AM
Thanks abhay, glad to see you drop by, and hope to see you again. And, if you're interested in exchanging links, let me know. I have a couple other poetry blogs on my blogroll, which I enjoy heading to from time to time and wouldn't mind having another to visit.
And, of course, thanks to madd for the compliments as well.
Posted by: Sam | October 3, 2006 12:31 AM
Sam, how about being equal opportunity weg owners? They could add hot sexy pics of men for all thoes woman extremists etc etc out there or how 'bout if they were dressed up in a burka, too kinky?
By the way, Your welcome, gotta spread the fun :)
Posted by: madd | October 3, 2006 05:20 AM
I'm a normal European (in fact Portuguese), non-extremist, antiwar type guy who agrees to visit and comment on Samantha Burns.com in exchanging of a simple visit at my blog. Thankx
Posted by: looking4good | October 3, 2006 09:13 AM
4) Another goat.
Posted by: Salvadore Vincent | October 3, 2006 09:35 AM
4) I am a normal horny, non-extremist, non-antiwar type guy who agrees to visit and comment on Samantha Burns.com more frequently in exchange for full frontal nudity, fetish pics, video of women with toys ifyaknowwhatimean, and gigabytes of Jenna Haze incorporating all previously mentioned items.
What, too much?
Posted by: JimK | October 3, 2006 09:39 AM
The sickest porn searches that hit my site seem to be from the most socially conservative areas in the world. A lot of people in the Mid East are looking for aminal and kid porn.
Posted by: oleblue | October 3, 2006 09:58 AM
madd - a burka, that would be a fetish site, wouldn't it? lol
looking4good - you got it, lol, I'll be over there shortly.
Salvadore Vincent - here ya go Horny goat
JimK - lol, that's my other site. Kidding.
oleblue - I'm thinking that says something about the severity of their repression.
Posted by: Sam | October 3, 2006 11:41 AM
Hilarious!! How do you find out how people are getting to your site? I can't seem to figure that one out!!
At the same time I don't think I want to know that animal and kiddie porn loving jihadi folks are visiting my site! Who'm I kidding, yes I do, because it's hysterical!!!
Posted by: seb | October 3, 2006 01:14 PM
4 option - "I'm muslim woman, tired of wearing all those clothing, and looking for info how to please my man and stop him from searching porn on the internet"
Posted by: tresnja | October 3, 2006 01:21 PM
seb: Samantha uses "Stat Counter" and "Site Meter". At the very bottom of her page you can find links to those sites. Those track where people come from in the world.
tresnja: Very funny! :)
MrBig
Posted by: MrBig | October 3, 2006 02:58 PM
hehe, to think I found this via searching google for sexy socks :P
Posted by: Simon | April 18, 2007 07:22 PM