The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Seeing as I keep getting hits for offensive costumes, I thought I'd better provide searches with what they may be looking for.

Here are some sites I found with offensive costumes:

(Morally) Horrifying Halloween Costumes

I don't know what's so offensive about dressing as Bob the Back-Alley Abortion Doctor or the Post Mortem JonBenet.

It's not like it's not true.

Ew.

But, if that's not to your liking, perhaps you'd like to go as Penis Man, Goat F*cker, the Molesting Priest, or the Big C*nt, found at Most Offensive Halloween Costumes Ever!

Or, recently, how about going as Steve Erwin, Crocodile Hunter, like Bill Maher did.

Now, this one doesn't have pictures, but here is a list of some potential Offensive Costumes for Kids.

And, here's a site full of cheesy, and hilariously offensive Halloween costumes (scroll down to see a wealth of good stuff).

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