The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

PERVs, let's take a page from the book of ALF (Animal Liberation Front) and set some veggies free.

ALF has allegedly killed 15,000 halibut after "saving" them from a fish farm.

Thousands of dead fish are being washed up along the west coast of Scotland after the raid at Kames Marine Fish Farm, near Oban. The perpetrators are thought to have attacked last week. Detectives believe that the attack could be linked to a spate of other farm attacks throughout the country. The letters ALF (Animal Liberation Front) were spray-painted near by.

The loss is estimated to have cost the fish farm at least £500,000 as boats, cranes and offices were also vandalised. The halibut died from starvation or getting caught in seaweed. They were also being eaten by herring gulls and otters.

We will be plucking them by the root and releasing them into the wild.

Go pumpkins. Be free. We love you.

PERVail over veggie injustice: eat meat, not botanicals.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

Thanks also to Committees of Correspondence for sending the ALF news my way.

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