The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsStripper Poles, Whips, And Dildos
Question: What are three things found in Samantha Burns' place?
Lol.
Here's a news bit in which the dildo makes its cameo. Thanks goes to Shock and Blog for this one.
And, here's a chick who will whip the socks off you as you try the search engine. You can type something in to get a reaction, or just sit back and watch what she does. As Right Wing Howler (who sent me this) says, try search terms like phone number, halo, microsoft, google, whore. You can try many more.
Seriously, I think this should replace google and other major search engines.
And, when it comes to little miss stripper, Tesco has everything you need - including the stripper pole. Right Thoughts even found a video link for it, hilariously cheesy. And, while there, be sure to check out that Peekaboo poker game.
Let me guess, it's strip poker.
Comments
hey Sam this article is funny..check my site I had posted this just this morning, thinking Sam will find this good fodder...:)
Posted by: madd | October 27, 2006 09:55 AM
Hahahaha! This is my hometown news channel, hilarious! I bet the police made darn sure to pick that evidence up with rubber gloves on.
FYI- you don't know what fun is until you've ordered the Peekaboo limited addition dungeon of domination bondage bonanza with the special leather-bound riding crops and matching ball gag. Batteries not included.
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This just in! My gigantic 24 inch one-eyed wonder worm just got carried away in Samantha Burns' little box. Film at 11.
Posted by: some random blogger | October 27, 2006 02:10 PM