The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Here is a simple pumpkin carving technique.

Boy, I'm glad I have all those tools at hand.

And, if you manage to create this thing, you may just end up having fewer kids come to your door this halloween if you have this sitting at your doorstep.

And, if you're really interested in scaring the poop out of people for halloween, perhaps this costume would be right up your alley. Ignore the moonbat ramblings at that site, though, unfortunately, I couldn't find that picture elsewhere online that wasn't from the site of a total wanker.

If that's not up your alley, try some of these tasteless costume ideas.