The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsFind concert tickets including Martina McBride tickets, Radiohead tickets and Bette Midler concert tickets.
Jump on these Led Zeppelin tickets, Hannah Montana tickets, Bon Jovi tickets, TSO tickets, Radio City Christmas Spectacular tickets and many more concert tickets.
Check out our concert listingfor the best shows - Radio City Christmas Spectacular tickets, Carrie Underwood concert tickets, Tori Amos tickets, Foo Fighters tickets, Celine Dion concert tickets and many other major event tickets available at RazorGator.com
« Monkey Mayhem | Main | World Of Weirdos »
Head here to find out which dead celebrity you'd best be matched up with.
My picks: Leonardo da Vinci, P.T. Barnum (Phineas Taylor), and Edgar Allan Poe.
There is also the option of women for those who choose it.
And, here are 10 Types of MEN You Need to Avoid
How many of us have dated all 10 types?
» Why Are All The Good Women Dead? from The World According to Nick
[Read More]
[Search Google for Trackbacks]
[Search Technorati for Trackbacks]
| Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | ||||
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
Comments
How many have dated all 10 types in one single date?....
Her: Hi, You must be John Doe, Thanks for asking me out on this blind date tonight...
Him: (#10) Yea, no problem, but too bad it's such a cold dismal night out...You know, I heard food is lousey here...
Her: Um..I'm not sure...but I think i will try their chicken Salad...
Him: (#9) That's funny...My ex used to order chicken Salad all the time...in fact-funny story-she ordered it the night she told me she was sleeping with my best friend...God how I miss her...hmmmm, i think I'll get the steak.
Her: Oh My God! That must have been devistating for you! I'm so sor-
Him: (#8) GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes! Yes! Yea baby!!!!!....I'm sorry, you were saying something? I was just watching the Hockey game over your shoulder for a second on the TV at the bar.
Her: Oh, no it's OK, I was just rambling I guess...
Him: (#7) Oh, your not rambling, your just nervous about dating thats all because your a little shy. By the way, you should order the deep fried Egg Plant, I'm not a fan of it personally, but I know you'd like it. Your an egg plant kinda girl I can tell...
Her: Oh thanks, but I really don't care for eggplant all that much...
Him: (#6) Hey it's good for you. It will give you healthy skin like me, see I don't like eggplant either but I eat it now and then and just look at me, not a single blemish. You could have skin like that too some day with a little egg plant in your diet.
Her: Oh, well..er..thank you, but I was really looking forward to the Chicken Salad...
Him: (#5)Oh your just saying that because it costs less, don't worry, your on a date with me now, and I can afford the egg plant trust me. Waiter! Can we get the little lady some deep fried egg plant (I'm trying to introduce her to a little culinary sophistication, *wink*)
Her: Um, really thank you, but honestly, I do
prefer the chicken salad...
Him: (#4)I don't understand. Why won't you let me order you the egg plant? Is it because you don't like me? Wait, is it because you think I'm not manly enough to order food for a lady? Is that why you want the Chicken Salad? Or is it because you know my ex loves chicken salad and you're just trying to taunt me? that's it isn't it!
Her: What?? No...I..I just like chicken salad..I-
Him: (#3) Well you know what, your a stupid dummy head and I'm not listening to you anymore..LALALALALALALALALA-
Her: Um....you know apparently this was a big mistake, I think I'm just gonna go home now...
Him: (#2) Ok, hey..hey,I'm sorry, obviously we aren't all that compatable in the personality department, but you know, at least for tonght, we might be a little more compatable in the bedroom department, you know what I mean baby...(wink, wink)...
Her: Uh...BYE!
Him: (#1) Yea, that's right, walk away you stupid broad, you know you aint ever gonna get a man with that attitude, you're gonna end up all alone and bitter just like-GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!! Oh Man I cant Believe they Scored again, YESSS! Sweeet!! Oh Yea!!!
Her: Taxi!!!
The list: Men who...
10.who always piss on everything
9.who are damaged and like it
8.likes sports too much
7.think he knows you
6.who think they are prettier than you
5.think they are better than you
4.are way to paranoid
3.refuse to grow up
2.think only with their sticks
1.who are cruel
------
The list of women every man wants to date:
1.Samantha Burns
2.Samantha Burns
3.Samantha Burns
4.Samantha Burns
5.Samantha Burns
6.Samantha Burns
7.Samantha Burns
8.Samantha Burns
9.Samantha Burns
10.Samantha Burns
Posted by: some random blogger | October 25, 2006 02:59 PM
dammit, the smokers and drinkers aren't as hot as I was hoping. I guess there is just no such thing as the perfect chick.
Posted by: McCain | October 25, 2006 03:26 PM
McCain, what are you talking about? Samantha Burns is the perfect chick.
-----
Samantha Burns Fact:
"Samantha Burns is the perfect chick"
Posted by: some random blogger | October 25, 2006 03:46 PM