The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

It seems urination is a hot topic with some Norwegian Democrats, which, I guess, should not be a shocker considering that they're full of it. Urination will go to committee:

A local decision that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating has provoked political debate.

The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God's work, and wants the matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council, newspaper Dagbladet reports.

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told the newspaper.

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.

I'm sure this is just a lazy way to cut back on custodial employment by making washing around urinals one less job to do.

I'm also sure it's another way for them to cheapen up the schools by only installing toilets rather than urinals and toilets.

Cheap b*st*rds.

Funny thing is that they say "young boys are simply not good enough at aiming", but duh, isn't that what schooling is for... to train them to become competent adults?

Perhaps you don't have to potty train the boys, but the education system is responsible for enabling children to achieve fine motor skills.

Therefore, learning to pee with good aim - a fine motor skill - is an essential learning tool that schools should encourage, not discourage.

Wow, that sounded too intelligent. I'd better dumb it down a bit.

H'yuck h'yuck, boys pee sitting down. That's like having a male dog that squats to pee.

H'yuck.

Hat Tip: Mixolydian Mode