Remind Me Never To 'Make It' With A Turtle
Looks painful.
You know, Lilo, for someone who keeps denying her role as a "crazy sex crazed deviant", you sure send me a lot of these kinds of links:
Nice try - I know the truth.
I'm thinking you're not as innocent as you portray yourself, lol.
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns






















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But I am, I am, I am!
I only send you the links because I know how much you like that sort of stuff.
Posted by: Lilo | October 18, 2006 05:32 PM
I only send you the links because I know how much you like that sort of stuff.
Um...right...
Posted by: Butch | October 18, 2006 05:35 PM
Remember that face. That's what sex will look like when your 80.
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"Samantha burns makes my turtle come out of it's shell"
Posted by: some random blogger | October 18, 2006 05:35 PM
S & M turtle pr0n?
Posted by: BobG | October 18, 2006 05:40 PM
So that is why turtles need shells, to keep them from getting bruised when having sex!
Posted by: ole blue | October 18, 2006 07:09 PM
I am going to have nightmares about that sound the one turtle makes for weeks...
Posted by: TSL | October 18, 2006 07:55 PM
Butch... what you don't believe me? I swear, she DOES like them.
Posted by: Lilo | October 18, 2006 07:57 PM
Oh, yeah I forgot... it seems that little guy is getting use to the camera.
Posted by: Lilo | October 18, 2006 08:01 PM
See Lilo, Butch knows the truth. We're not stupid.
That second video is a must watch, by the way.
Lol.
TSL, crank the volume for the second one.
Posted by: Sam | October 18, 2006 09:10 PM
Okay, see this is where the truth comes out... I only said that the lil fella got used to the camera...
YOU said "That second video is a must watch, by the way."
A must watch? Who's the perv now? Huh? Who's the perv now?
Posted by: Lilo | October 18, 2006 09:54 PM
Ya, it's still you.
Posted by: Sam | October 18, 2006 10:49 PM
I was paraphrasing, ya that's it, paraphrasing.
Posted by: Sam | October 18, 2006 10:51 PM
I don't think so, you sex crazed perv!
Posted by: Lilo | October 19, 2006 03:26 AM