The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Sensual Seoul

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If you're horny in Seoul, you might have to keep your pants on for a while because it seems "love motels" are booked solid these days.

Ever since the October 9th nuclear explosion in North Korea, South Koreans have been getting in touch with their primal urges. Condom sales at convenience stores has gone up by approximately 400 packs sold per day:

A leading chain of convenience stores reported Thursday that their condom sales rose to an average of 1,930 a day in the week after Oct. 9, compared to 1,508 a day.

And, love motels are going to have to burn their mattresses after all the use they've been getting:

A popular online reservation site for South Korea's ubiquitous "love motels" - the popular term for lodgings built for clandestine rendezvous - also reported a rise in bookings immediately after the heightened security threat.

The motels are a fixture across South Korea. In one of the world's most densely populated countries, where extended families often live together, such accommodations provide a refuge for those seeking discreet intimate encounters.

I guess that's just what happens when you're faced with your biggest fears, like being blown to smithereens.

They can just go ahead and thank that loonie Kim Jong Il for this one.

Quite truthfully, I never thought Kim Jong Il would be one to arouse sexuality in others.

Deter, yes, but provoke, no.

*shudder*

May 2008

Comments

Hey, we're all going to die soon. Let's get it on!!!

Posted by: von | October 31, 2006 05:50 AM

Looks like South Korea came up with a big bang of it's own.

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