Some Disappointing Boob News For Inmates
It seems that bras and non-revealing clothing may be a must in the future at big houses everywhere.
The new jail visitor dress code in Evansville, Indiana states,
Revealing tops are out and bras are now a must for women visiting prisoners at the Vanderburgh County Jail. Jail officials imposed a new dress code policy after several incidents in which women visiting the jail exposed themselves to male prisoners.The new policy, posted at the jail's front desk, states that women cannot wear halter tops, sleeveless dresses and shirts, see-through garments, revealing dresses, and shorts cut higher than 2 inches above the knee.
Spandex and "extremely tight fitting" jeans or pants also are frowned upon.
But, now how are desperate women supposed to get a date?
They can no longer show cleavage to attract a jail date.
Ya right, as if prisoners care; they're just as happy with a hole in the wall or another inmate dropping the soap.
The code also mentions,
"Adult female visitors, as well as females who would have need of a bra, shall be required to wear a bra," the draft policy also states.How are they going to use discretion in determine who requires a bra and who doesn't?
Measure them?
Uh huh, this is probably just a way for security to feel up the visitors.
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Comments
Prediction: The prison industry will run out of applications for that job by thursday.
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Samantha Burns fact:
10 out of 10 prison inmates prefer Samantha Burn's photo taped to the back of their cell mates head than any other woman's picture.
Posted by: Some Random Blogger | October 19, 2006 12:44 PM
HELP! I'm a boob! LMAO WHICH template in MT do you put the code in that you use for moving the trackbacks to the front page???
Posted by: Diane
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October 19, 2006 12:57 PM
Nevah mind! LOL I fingered it out.
Posted by: Diane
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October 19, 2006 01:11 PM
Some Random Blogger - woo hoo, I'm a hit with thieves, psychos, rapists, and murderers. lol
Diane - I'm glad I could help
Posted by: Sam | October 19, 2006 02:04 PM