The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Thanks once more goes to Shock and Blog for this enticing news.

Apparently, one Canadian university is heating up for winter with a sex education course:

An undergraduate program at Canada's august University of Toronto offers discussions on flogging, restraint, and role-play, as well as an arts course called "Queerly Canadian." But teachers and students insist it's a serious academic program that isn't simply about sex.

"We'll talk about whips and chains in a political, social, cultural, religious context of sexuality and how that sexuality affects those institutions."

I guess us Canadians are just trying to raise our sex quota for the year seeing as we 'went down' pretty low compared to other countries a few years ago.

Darn it, now where am I going to get the money to go back to school?

Heck, I've got a feeling I'd make for a good prof. of that course. Forget spending the money on the course, I should be getting paid to teach it.

Although... I'm not an expert. I still have plenty of room for learning.

Ya, I don't think I should teach it; I'd probably skip all that sociological mumbo-jumbo and move right into the kinky, perverse stuff. Get right to the meat of the discussions.

But, what I don't get is why they keep saying, "it's not what you think it is".

I mean, we all know academia is dry and asexual inside the classrooms, no matter what the topic at hand is, but what would be so wrong about teaching adult sex education at universities?

I know a lot of people out there who could use a course like that... unfortunately.

You know what, I bet if they made prostitution and other sex trades legal, they could get away with teaching an adult sex ed. course.

Heck, you could probably earn a degree as a professional sexual deviant.

Then, I could really sign my name...

Dr. Samantha Burns, ph.d.
Professor of Doing The Nasty