The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Aren't you sick of seeing those messages in your email box?

Well, perhaps the next new product out there could end those nasty spams.

I doubt it, but I suppose it's possible.

Thanks goes to MacBro's Place for sending this in and enabling us to learn a little about AussieBum and their bulging underwear.

Wonderjocks help men "look bigger". The company AussieBum has created the Wonderjocks underwear, which are specially packed so that men can have the appearance of an increased size down below. Also known as the male version of faking it.

Anyone else humming the AC/DC lyrics to Big Balls right about now?

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Lol.

Nevertheless, does size really matter?

I thought it was all in how you use it.

Besides, if women cared at all about the size of a man's package, don't you think getting home and taking off those ginch in front of her might turn her off when she learns the truth?

Duh.

Anyhow, I can see where this whole underwear thing will go: AussieBum undies will be the start of it, then Hanes will compete by making an even BIGGER bulge, and to complete with the rest, Fruit of the Loom will create the GIGANTI-BULGE.

Thanks again MacBro's Place