The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

In 2000, she pled guilty in Toronto, Canada for assaulting her assistant, Georgina Galanis using a hotel phone and threatening to throw her out of a moving car.

She agreed to take an anger management course, but it apparently didn't work because...

In 2005, she allegedly slapped another assistant, Amanda Brack, with her Blackberry handheld personal organiser.

And, again, she attacks as an Italian actress, Yvonne Scio, claims she was left "covered in blood" after being punched in the face at a Roman hotel

Naomi "bitch slap" Campbell loves her phones because again in 2006, she allegedly used a Swarovski crystal incrusted cell phone against her housekeeper after Campbell accused the maid of stealing her jeans:

"Hot-tempered diva Naomi Campbell tried to cover up her alleged hissy fit by keeping her blood-soaked maid away from the hospital, the victim's lawyer charged yesterday. The super-rich catwalker tried to have Ana Scolavino treated by her personal doctor in an effort to keep the hired help from cops, according to attorney Michael Block."

Boy, she's sure moving up in the world, eh. It began with a lowly, common hotel telephone and is now at jewel incrusted cellular status.

What's next, a diamond studded car phone? I mean, that's gotta be pretty high class to be beating people up with, eh?

And, even if you thought that's moronic enough, there's more.

The fool seems to have a drug addiction as well:

"In February 2001 pictures were published in the Daily Mirror newspaper showing Campbell leaving a Narcotics Anonymous meeting in London."

Surprise, surprise, another model with a drug problem. Didn't see that coming.

She's even one of the nuts who stood up for cokehead Kate Moss when she was caught sniffin' up.

Perhaps Campbell's drug issues are partly to blame for her vicious side.

And, of course, no celebrity would be tabloid worthy without a good ol' fashioned celeb catfight or two.

It seems she once had it out for both Tyra Banks (another model) and Victoria Beckham (remember the Spice Girls... unfortunately).

"Campbell is purported to have had feuds with several celebrities, the most publicized of which is with fellow model Tyra Banks.

Campbell also had a rift with former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, who publicly branded the model as a "massive cow" and a "bitch" in 2000."

Nothing like petty tabloid press coverage to bring in the dough.

*yawn*

And, crazy Campbell takes out her dukes again as she reportedly trashes her boyfriend's yacht after an altercation with the chef:

"Supermodel Naomi Campbell reportedly caused $54,000 worth of damage to her boyfriend's yacht following an argument with an Italian chef.

The 36-year-old destroyed furniture and fittings on Badr Jafar's luxury boat, which was moored in Viareggio harbor in Italy, writes British newspaper The Sun.

She is alleged to have lost her temper when the chef's tomato, mozzarella and dried ham starter with white wine failed to please Campbell."

Oh, you poor moron. Was your wine not chilled properly, or was the appie too dry for you?

Not as dry as your career will be, I'm guessing, after you get locked up for beating the lights out of everyone.

Moron.

But, she didn't stop at the yacht. She was also arrested in London after throwing a hissy fit at her former boyfriend's house:

"And now comes the news that Naomi Campbell was arrested by the London police, earlier this month for creating total ruckus outside the home of a former boyfriend, at an absolutely obscene hour.

Naomi Campbell is said to have landed herself outside the residence of a former boyfriend to seek possession of certain valuables. What ensued was such that it created a lot of disturbance and hence the cops had to be called in."

Seriously girl, you should go back to Mike Tyson. You two wackos were meant for each other.

I'm just waiting for the day she gets mad and bites off someone's earlobe.

And, most recently, it seems her drug counsellor has filed a complaint against Campbell, claiming assault.

The paper claimed the therapist made a complaint after she was "scratched all over her face" by the catwalk model.

A spokesman for Campbell said he believed there had been a "misunderstanding".

Let me guess, that misunderstanding was Campbell wanted to use the phone and the counsellor didn't trust her with it.

Run, people, run away from Campbell. That's one nutjob I'd never want to be employed by.

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