The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron Revealed #57

Moron of the Week - 57 - Al Franken
Well, it was a close one between Shock and Blog and Blogonomicon, but Blogonomicon beat everyone to the punch after the moron hint this week.

That means that cjg of eroticalee is out and Blogonomicon is the new champion for knowing that Al Franken is a moron.

And, what's not moronic about this guy? I mean, he's got the moron look, the failure as a broadcaster, and the moronic political perspective.

And, let's not forget his "comedic" acting. It's sucktacular at best.

He's not good enough, nor smart enough, and doggone it, he thinks people like him.

I mean, there's not much to remember about him other than being a one hit wonder of SNL (Saturday Night Live).

And, it appears he's also the one hit wonder of radio broadcasting, too, as his show Air America has gone bankrupt and left Franken in the dust.

Plus, it seems the guy isn't even good enough to get paid for the job, and when asked about the bankruptcy, he stated,

"We do know that there have been cash-flow problems. I haven't been paid in a while. Like, there's no cash flowing to me."

It's gotten so bad that Franken will likely be leaving talk radio around December 10th, and won't be returning to radio broadcasting ever again.

Well, let's just hope that's true.

You suck, Franken, get it?

You suck.

But, I guess he's too dense to realise his valueless persona since apparently he's been thinking of running for Senate in 2008.

Ya, that's really what the US needs, another dimwitted Dummicrat making decisions for everyone.

Ugh.

But, if Franken's history says anything about the guy, I'm sure he'll bomb at the polls too.

And, when it comes to his political moves, in 2004 Franken was all fisticuffs as he got into a brawl at a Howard Dean rally.

The brawl left him to tape up his glasses, making him more ridiculous-looking than ever. Just when you thought he couldn't look any more moronic....

Of course, that's nothing compared to the idiotic conservative-bashing video he made.

Seriously, what makes this guy think he has a chance at winning an election?

And, his comedically-challenged political manipulation doesn't stop there. He was also seen on Letterman and Today regurgitating his dippy joke about executing Rove, Libby and Bush:

"Yeah. And I don't know how I feel about it because I'm basically against the death penalty, but they are going to be executed it looks like." Franken later suggested that President Bush is at risk of receiving the same punishment.

Franken, that bologna deserves to be flushed down the cr*pper like your career.

And, when it comes to lying liars, Franken wrote the book - figuratively and literally. Although he chastises political figures and media personalities for their alleged lying, Franken is a prime example of the leftist hypocrisy. One article notes,

Air America radio host Al Franken says conservatives are racist because they lack diversity and oppose affirmative action. But fewer than 1 percent of the people he has hired over the past 15 years have been African-American.

And, another articles observes Franken's documentary, Al Franken: God Spoke, as completely deluded:

The same qualities that he claims to abhor in his right-wing foes are displayed throughout the flick.

Stubborn disregard for facts, fondness for nasty personal attacks and endless supply of whiny voiced complaints makes “Al Franken: God Spoke” a must skip movie.

Get a clue, Franken, you're not funny, honest, or fair.

Actually, with those traits, perhaps you're just right for politics.

Lol.

Okay, I'm done with that moron. Congrats again Blogonomicon.

More on the moron:
Al Franken on Congressional Oversight
Air America's Al Franken on Letterman-Sept 1, 2006 (2 of 2)
(Caption This?) Photo of Al Franken in drunken rampage
Al Franken quotes
Crocodile Tears
Al Franken Is A Big Fat Loser.
Caution: Al Franken Dancing
INSIDE AIR AMERICA: AL FRANKEN'S LYING LIES
Al Franken: Not Much Profit in Stealing from Poor
frankenlies.com

Comments

I'm embarrassed that rAlph Frankenstein is from my state.

Posted by: Jason | November 17, 2006 06:56 AM

You know you suck when...

You not only lose your job in talk radio but you bring your entire company down with you in bankruptcy.

Posted by: MrBig | November 17, 2006 07:37 AM

I have seen him give more than one interview, not only is he boring, but he looks like he could care less about being there to the point where he hasn't even shaved. I tried to read his first book and could barely get through the first chapter.

Posted by: Cubicle.Reverend | November 17, 2006 08:02 AM

You mean he was supposed to paid for what he did?? Cripes, no wonder two-bits put that outfit over the edge. That squirrel (sorry squirrels) would win moron with just his looks.

Posted by: Skul | November 17, 2006 08:29 PM