The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron Revealed #58

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Moron of the Week - 58 - David Letterman

Woo hoo, imaginekitty got it just in the nick of time.

And, I thought no one would.

Yes, imaginekitty is correct that this week's moron is David Letterman.

And, getting right down to it, here are some reasons why....

David Letterman is nothing more than a stinkin' moronic moonbat who doesn't have the wit enough to actually answer questions; he can only ask them.

Case in point, when Bill O'Reilly was on the show recently, Letterman couldn't hold up his end of the conversation and could only answer questions with questions: O'Reilly too smart for Letterman.

In typical moonbat form, Letterman proves that he is a load of hot air with nothing important to say and has no sense to respond intelligently.

And, you can see more of Letterman's moronic behaviour as he reverts to childish name-calling when he realises he's losing the battle: Letterman calls O'Reilly a bonehead.

Perhaps Letterman was just jealous that O'Reilly got more support and laughs than he, and that's probably also why he continued cutting off O'Reilly. Whenever a moonbat can't respond with intellect, they revert to uneducated name-calling and diverting of questions.

Whatever the reason for his behaviour, Letterman is clearly a moronic moonbat (and that's not name-calling; that's a fact - in my opinion, lol).

And, there's further proof here as he calls Ann Coulter a bitch and suggests setting her up with a murderer, I mean novelist, OJ Simpson.

Of course, note that he's taken to calling people names behind their backs rather than to their faces after being slammed by O'Reilly.

Forget Late Night's "stupid pet tricks", when you watch that show, you get stupid Letterman schticks.

Further proof of Dave's moronic tendencies is his decade-long desire to have, ugh, Oprah on his show.

Anyone who wants to get that near to Oprah has got to have a screw loose.

I guess one of the funniest things I've read about this moron is the fact that he actually had a restraining order against him for allegedly sending subliminal messages to a viewer through the tv.

In December 2005, a fan named Colleen Nestler (whom Letterman claimed he had never met) sought a temporary restraining order in a Santa Fe, New Mexico court against Letterman, claiming he used code words and gestures on his television broadcasts to convey romantic feelings toward her.

Why anyone would want to be stalked, or would want to stalk, this guy is beyond me.

Anyhow, for what it's worth, David Letterman is this week's moron, so congrats again to imaginekitty on the win.

Comments

The whole Oprah thing is a shtick, whether it's funny is debatable. And hey, being near Oprah can get you a brand new car, so I don't know crazy it is to want to be close to her.

As to O'Reilly? Considering how much time he spends telling people on his show to shut up (I admit to not being a fan of either Letterman or O'Reilly, but the few times I've seen the latter he's telling someone to shut up), I'm okay with him getting a little of his own medicine.

The Nestor story? Was insane. Humourous, but insane.

Posted by: K | November 24, 2006 06:25 AM

AH YES good moron, sam. I can't stand that fool.

Posted by: mel | November 24, 2006 10:11 AM

I actually like both of them more after watching this. Its all a show, but they are showmen being honest and entertaining.

It is interesting that O'Riley is still stuck in the dangerously simple mindset of "America winning" when current events are proving that mindset totally bankrupt and as Letterman points out the perpetrators of the original attrocity are still at large.

American TV isn't as bad as we in the UK are often led to believe.

Posted by: dave bones | November 24, 2006 10:36 AM

Hey Sam..hey he was a good one, never would have guessed him..BTW congrats on making it into the next round of the Canadian Blog awards..yea!!

Posted by: madd | November 24, 2006 04:35 PM

Hooray, it's my second win. :D

Thanks Sam!

Posted by: Mark B. | November 24, 2006 04:57 PM

I used to have a little respect (about a milligram) for ol' Dave, but since I saw how he treated Bill O'Riley, I have none.

Good choice, Sam.

Posted by: Mark Shipley | November 24, 2006 06:00 PM