The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» Trackback Friday Featuring the Surrender Monkey! The Economy from Pirate's Cove
And a Happy Friday, all you neocons out there. Drop the MEDS (Midterm Election Depression Syndrome), and get ready for two years of us ripping the majority party!!! Seriously, it will be interesting to see how the Democrats treat the economy. If it co... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is the Palm Beach Post editorial board. [Read More]

» Look what we found from The Florida Masochist
From the Sun-Sentinel- How much is one vote worth? In the case of an absentee ballot and an antique stamp, it could be hundreds of thousands of dollars. That's the value of a 1918 Inverted Jenny, one of the rarest stamps in the world, which Brow... [Read More]

» WTF IS THAT!? 7th Edition. from MacBros' Place
  Look at the provided image. It's your clue! You see, your mind doesn't have enough to go on, so it's going to start to barf random thoughts making you think you know what it is. But can you really trust that brain of yours? I know ... [Read More]

» The Great Party Chairman Face Off from Committees of Correspondence
Now this could really make the next two years interesting. Howard Dean and Michael Steele faced off at ten paces across the American Political lanscape [Read More]

» 13 Reasons Republicans Lost from Planck's Constant
It was easy to see why Republicans lost this year. As voters went to the booths Tuesday they were faced with the following 13 horrible facts: [Read More]

» One-wheeled transportation for crowded cities? from Culturetastic
Nevermind unicycling, which requires new balancing skills and has seemingly become a mountain pursuit. Instead, consider the new one-wheeled vehicles that now and in the future promise to make a spectacle of how you get from place to place in crowded city [Read More]

» Left Wing Lunatics Calls Our Military Baby Kill from Wake up America
Two reasons, ONE because this way I can redact vowels and clean this fools words up a little bit as to not offend anyone and second more importantly, to show you folks exactly what eneded up coming out of his mouth about our soldiers and troops. [Read More]

» British Man Lights Firecracker in Buttocks from The Clash of Civilizations
Well, heck. Survive a tour of duty in Iraq - and then try this one. Sounds great. And of course, The Times is going to draw attention to your soldier identity... [Read More]

» al-Qaeda Reacts and Democrats Lie to the Voters from Wake up America
Anyone else have a very bad feeling about now? That pit in your stomach that tells you that an attack on American soil is imminent? The enemy feels braver and stronger now and we did that for them. Only in America can we protest our own administratio... [Read More]

» 2006 Weblog Awards -- Someone Nominate Little Ol' Me? Please? from The World According To Carl
The 2006 Weblog Awards are coming up. About the only category this blog would qualify for is "Best of the Top 501 - 1000 Blogs." Anyone care to nominate The World According To Carl? Yeah, shameless plug. Welcome to all the readers from Pirate's Cove... [Read More]

» Pelosi To Clean Up Congressional Corruption? Not Bloody Likely. from The World According To Carl
Texas Rainmaker brings up an interesting point concerning Nancy Pelosi's future job responsibilities as Speaker of the House. Will she rid the Democratic corruption already present. To whit (from Texas Rainmaker): Soon-to-be-Speaker of the House... [Read More]

» The Moonbattery Grows -- Case In Point: Charles Rangel's Prejudice from The World According To Carl
"A southern man don't need him around anyhow" --Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Sweet Home Alabama" The liberal Democrats just won the House & Senate and already many in their ranks are dropping the guise of moderation and showing their true nature. Case in p... [Read More]

» New Pelosi T-shirt Anyone? from The World According To Carl
I'd like this on a t-shirt, please. Welcome to all the readers from Pirate's Cove, Woman Honor Thyself, MacBros' Place, The Crazy Rants Of Samantha Burns.... [Read More]

» Veterans' Day from The World According To Carl
"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer." — General George S. Patton, U.S. Army You Can't Tell a Vet Just By LookingHe is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personne... [Read More]

» If Hitler ran as Democrat Jews would vote for him from Planck's Constant
did you know that this terrorist-in-disguise was supported by Jews? Specifically the Twin Cities newspaper, the American Jewish World. Jews even voted against a fellow Jew, Republican Alan Fine. Mr Ellison was also supported by the National Jewish De... [Read More]

» USO Friday Dance Show #3 from rightlinx.com
For the brave men and women of our military, and for lesser mortals everywhere, RightLinx will host our 3rd weekly USO dance party Friday night. This is a John Kerry-free zone where conservatives know how to party. As a teaser of what is to come, her... [Read More]

» Weekend Open Trackback from The Amboy Times
We're Republicans, we don't snivel when we lose an election. We don't accuse the public of being stupid for not voting our way, we don't accuse the other side of rigging the election, we don't cling desperately like Al Gore. [Read More]

» A bit of inspiration via bass line and electric gu from Mark My Words
If you like progressive/heavy metal: [Read More]

» Good News From Iraq Part #13 from Wake up America
With all the talk of withdrawing from Iraq, most truly understand that cannot be done until Iraq can stand on its own. Our soldiers on the ground have told us of the wonderful progress, much of the time they go ignored, but some of us DO listen and ... [Read More]

» A Soldiers Thoughts On The Election from Freedom Folks
Heidi @ Euphoric Reality just sent this via email. It's a letter sent in to the Rusty Humphries show written by a soldier currently serving in Iraq. He is angry and rightly so, he and his mates feel repudiated and scorned, it's a tough read...( ...... [Read More]

» Stupid Is As Stupid Does from 123beta
How drunk (or just stupid) would you have to be to do this? A 22-year-old British man suffered internal injuries after he... [Read More]

» Lazy Ramadi from Blue Star Chronicles
View This Video on You Tube our Soldiers finding the humor in the most dangerous of places. Disabled Amerian Veterans linked to: Conservative Cat, Samantha Burns, ... [Read More]

» The Fruitcake Lady Dies at age 95 from Blue Star Chronicles
I was saddened to hear on the Jay Leno Show last night that the Fruitcake Lady died last Saturday. She had a unique and charming style. (Yes, I wrote ‘charming’). I’m not saying anything profound to note that what made her so hilariou... [Read More]

» Fish Tactics from Conservative Cat
The fish fears only two things: The Fisherman, and the bigger fish.... [Read More]

» Veterans Day 2006 from Blue Star Chronicles
It is good we have a day set aside specifically to honor our Veterans. They deserve much more than that, but at least theres that. Today we will honor them with solemn pride in their heroism and gratitude for the sacrifices they make on our behalf. I... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Andrew Tilley. [Read More]

» What a Douche from Radioactive Liberty
What kind of apostasy is this? See. This is what you get with dirty hippy, vegan gaytardedness. Or watch it at YouTube Someone get the [impalingspike>™ and run it through this sphincterspigot. Open Trackbacks Weekend ... [Read More]

» Veterans Day and a Soldiers Reaction. from Wake up America
The Rusty Humphries Show received a message from a soldier in Iraq and although it is not pleasant to read, this soldiers and all the soldiers in Iraq deserve to be heard. [Read More]

» Robert Gates is a bad choice for defense secretary from Tel-Chai Nation
Caroline Glick points out that Robert Gates, Dubya's choice for defense secretary, is a bad choice [Read More]

» Spider-Man 3 is nearing from The Four Color Media Monitor
And to begin, Columbia is going to be first featuring the trailer on the internet. From the Sydney Daily Telegraph: [Read More]

» The Democratic Dilemma from Wake up America
From the doorway Bush and Rove stick their heads in the door and screams: NOVEMBER SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then laughing they head on down the hallway, laughing harder as Hillary SCREAMS..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! [Read More]

» A lying moonbat from Mark My Words
A conspiracy, Bush is lying video, has been posted on YouTube. In it Mike McIntee claims that the White House doctored video of Bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech. [Read More]

» Carnival of Blue Stars #20 from Blue Star Chronicles
Welcome to the 20th Carnival of Blue Stars. Our military men and women are our best and brightest! Their accomplishments are the pride of our country. The Carnival of Blue Stars gives us, the families, friends, supporters, veterans and current ser... [Read More]

» The Knuckleheads of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winners are Florida International University(Aka FIU) and its President Modesto "Mitch" Madique. [Read More]

» Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup from Pirate's Cove
And a Happy Sunday on this Veteran's Day weekend, hope everyone is doing well. Wishing a Happy Birthday to President Gerald Ford, who is now the longest living president in US history. Fun in Liberal World The typical progressive: "conservat... [Read More]

» Will History Repeat Itself? from Wake up America
Make no mistake... people wish to blame President Bush for the lives lost in this war? Should we leave before the job is done, then the Democratic majorities will be responsible for each and every life lost from that day forward. [Read More]

» Where does National Security Fit in? from Wake up America
We better get off our asses and start demanding answers. Not to who did what and when or what went wrong, but answers to what are we going to do to protect us HERE on our soil. We have just put a huge bullseye on our asses.... what are we going to ... [Read More]

» Ex Wife in Air Crash from Planck's Constant
Some of you may know my ex-wife. She had started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. [Read More]

» Those who do not learn the lessons of history… from Wake up America
We MUST get off our collective asses, rally again behind our troops, return to the ideals of Valor and Honor instead of cut and run, before we open the door and let the bastards in ourselves... Why? Because we gave our word, and dammit, that means ... [Read More]

» Wishful Thinking and the Threat of Islam from Planck's Constant
Back in 1980 I was the largest gold scrap dealer in New York. I bought millions of dollars every month of gold and silver, coins, currency, pearls, scrap jewelry, stamps, collectibles, antiques, ivory, and so on. [Read More]