The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

It's another meeting time for all those meat eaters out there who are against the destruction of poor, helpless veggies.

Welcome all!

Well, we have some good news and some bad news. And, I'll start with the bad.

It seems some insensitive cretins are promoting the consumption of veggies by stating that vegetables may boost brain power in adults.

MAY???

May boost brain power?

Is that all they have to go on? How dare they endanger the lives of those innocent lives by stating it MAY aid adults.

Screw the humans! (it's what a PERV does best)

Apparently, they have a specific vendetta against greeny, leafy ones, stating that a person should eat at least three portions of these per day. What they have against lettuce and the like is beyond me, but it sounds like a complete conspiracy.

We must PERVent such heinous crimes. Any suggestions on how to protect our beautiful veggies?

And, now it's time for some good new, you PERVs.

It seems we have a victory against veggie oppressors here in Canada as stats show that organic farms are on the decrease.

Chalk one up for the meat eaters.

Woo hoo.

Must have been all those death threats we sent them.

On a side note, us PERVs should look into making a video that will get the message out about veggie abuse like this PETA video does about spaying and neutering cats.

Funny stuff sent in, thanks to some random blogger.

Our goal is to PERVide shelter and safety to all things veggie.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks muchly to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

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