The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Welcome all PERVs to another meeting time.

Seeing as it's near winter in most northern areas and harvesting is virtually over, I thought it would be nice to bring some tasty, good news to our meat eaters out there.

This spot o' meaty news comes from Jim:

Sometime next year, if all goes well, Brett Holm of Chaska, Minn., will begin selling his Season Shot, an improvement over current shotgun shells because its pellets dissolve on contact in the game meat and, more important, automatically flavor it for cooking. Holm told the Chanhassen (Minn.) Villager newspaper in August that he will initially offer lemon pepper, mesquite, Mexican, and Creole flavors, but, he said, chemists are at work right now to expand the selection. [Chanhassen Villager, 8-3-06]

Speaking of meat eater's in heaven, here are some cool meat-friendly products to purchase.

I'm debating between the steak hoodie and the sausage t-shirt.

And, to make you completely drool with pleasure, here's a weird meat eaters commercial for Kana: hot meat (at least that's what I think they're saying).

Lol.

PERVs PERVide PERVisions for plants instead of pulling the plug on their presence in this planet.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks muchly to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

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