The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Here's the not quite 1000 ways to open a beer - the original!!!

More like 18 ways, but then again, this shows a bunch of kids opening beers that they're not even old enough to drink yet.

But, if you go to this site, apparently they actually have 1000 ways. I like attempt #974: using a giant galapagos tortoise.

But, I must say as a Canuck, it doesn't matter how you get the frickin' bottle open; it's how thrist quenching and tasty the beer inside is.