The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

One Sentence Wonders

Here are some that I enjoyed:

"One time I tore a dollar in half to buy a 50 cent popsicle."

"One time my older brother put his coat in the oven to try to dry it off, but it kinda caught on fire."

"It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion."

Just a warning to those grammar- and punctuation-sensitive types like me, you may cringe at some of the sentences.