True Stories Wrapped Up In A Sentence
Here are some that I enjoyed:
"One time I tore a dollar in half to buy a 50 cent popsicle."
"One time my older brother put his coat in the oven to try to dry it off, but it kinda caught on fire."
"It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion."
Just a warning to those grammar- and punctuation-sensitive types like me, you may cringe at some of the sentences.
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns






















Comments
Never thought of putting my coat in the oven! What a marvelous idea...
Posted by: seb | November 15, 2006 05:37 PM
I've known of one kid who put a jacket in a microwave; the zipper on it put on a hell of a light show...
Posted by: BobG | November 16, 2006 08:18 AM