The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Here's another reason why gaining a professorship is good, and perhaps another reason why I should head back to school for my Ph.D.

Professors win right to toke up at work

The use of medical marijuana has given two Toronto professors the right to something that many students could only dream of – access to specially ventilated rooms where they can indulge in peace.

The two, at the esteemed University of Toronto and at York University to the north of the city, suffer from chronic medical conditions that some doctors say can be eased by smoking marijuana. They are among nearly 1500 Canadians who have won the right to use the drug for health reasons.

*cough*

Leave it to us good ol' Canadians to find a way to make drug possession legal in school.

I'm just shocked it didn't happen here in BC (British Columbia: pot capital of the world).

And, in other news, I think I may have found a way to pay for my education....

It looks like things will be getting up, I mean looking up for some men out there since lap dances are legal again in Seattle.

The rules, which were struck down by last week's vote, included a requirement that strippers stay at least 4 feet away from customers.

I mean, I'm sure not too many women would care enough to support lap dancing. Well, the strippers would, but I highly doubt other women would care too much.

Oh, and me. I's gotta pay for muh lurnin' somehow.