The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsNeed An Insult?
Perhaps you'd enjoy heading to the insult finder to get the best insult for your needs. Some are timeless; some are freshly pulled out of people's arses; and perhaps you'd like to add your own.
Some of my favourites:
Your mom must be a dog and your dad must be a donkey, because you're sure one jacka$$ son of a b*tch.
You're the only person I know that could f*ck up a wet dream.
If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
If I was in a room with you and two werewolves, and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I'd shoot you... twice.
Heh.
Comments
Oh man I liked this post. I found you at the 2006 CDN Blog Awards, and since you are not in my category I'm voting for you. Let's kick RM's butt! You probably are not a NASCAR fan, but drop by my little place in the blogosphere and check it out. I'm up for best sports blog and best blog post. I like your site, keep it up!
Posted by: 4ever3 | November 27, 2006 10:12 PM
I've been known to catch a NASCAR race or two, now and then.
If circumstances were different, I'm sure I'd have been in stock car racing.
With that said, I headed to your place to read up on the goods during round 1, and began voting for you then. And, thanks for the vote for me, too. I'll continue voting your way.
Good luck.
Posted by: Sam | November 28, 2006 01:38 AM