The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Treat your loved one to some laptop love (ya, what are you thinking, you perverts) by giving them these winter USB gloves.

And, the next item is probably one of the more disgusting things I've seen online in a while.

(Warning: the following site has links that take you to real porn; graphic)

If you have someone you care little or nothing about, then you may want to send a turd.

It really "'Tis better to give than to receive."

Of course, if that fecal gift is too graphic for you, you may prefer sending a good luck poop. You can light it, too.