The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsDouble Life As A Dipsh*t
I thought everyone knew that you should never start out a relationship on a lie, let alone two lies.
But, I guess this chick didn't get the memo since she got caught in her double life lying:
A married woman stole items worth tens of thousands of dollars in a string of burglaries to make her boyfriend think she had a high-paying job, authorities said.Geez, some people will go to any extreme for a little adultery, eh."She told her boyfriend in Coffee County that she had a high-paying job, so all these crimes were committed in trying to keep up with the lie she told him," Warren County Sheriff's Department Capt. Tommy Myers said.
"When we told her boyfriend about what had happened, he was shocked. He was even more shocked to find out she is still married," he said.
Too bad she didn't think to tell her "boyfriend" that she lost her job or quit or something, rather than resorting to robbery to support her high-paying job story.
This one's dumb all around.
