Driving Linked To Sex Quiz
What does your driving style say about your sexual habits??
My Results:
Someone has probably accused you of taking it too fast. Maybe it's time you tapped the breaks a bit? What's the big rush? You're missing all the fun. Would it really hurt to enjoy the trip and not just rush towards the end?All I have to say to that is BITE ME!
I mean it, bite me.
It may or may not be true, but still, bite me.
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns






















Comments
Well, at least it looks like I am in good company! (yeah, I'm a speed racer, too!) And I wish they'd have spelled "brakes" correctly instead of "breaks."
Posted by: vilmar | December 4, 2006 06:16 PM
Maybe it's because it gives us a 'break' from speeding, lol.
Posted by: Sam | December 4, 2006 06:22 PM
Grr! I don't like that quiz. >:(
What does your driving style say about your sexual habits??
Yuppie
You probably drive an SUV. You whine about gas prices, but keep on driving a gas guzzling machine. Your partner in the bedroom probably drives about the same way, and generally drives the same sort of car. If your car breaks down, you're likely to blame it on someone else. Nothing is ever your fault, and I can tell you right now... your partner is sick of that game! And if your car is overly fancy, full of frills and gadgets, you're more than likely making up for the fact you can't preform.
Rassin-frassin-mumble-grumble!
Posted by: Jason
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December 4, 2006 07:52 PM
Lol, it's funny, but I'm sure it's nothing like you.
Posted by: Sam | December 4, 2006 08:06 PM
Here's what I got:
Taxi Driver
You stay on the road, always use your turning signals, and talk sweetly to your car when it starts to act up. You're more than likely toting around children throughout your day, or at least playing taxi to a few friends. Maybe it's time you spent more time on yourself! In the bedroom, you focus so much on your partner, you forget the best sex is meant for two! Other obligations are often running through your head while in the bedroom. Don't be afraid to shut out your daily obligations to really enjoy yourself. I bet you're a really devote person, and your partner loves that about you.
Accurate enough for me, I suppose, but I've never met a taxi driver who drives this way. Here in River City, taxi drivers never use turn signals, freely honk and flip off anyone who gets in their way, and treat "Yield" signs as a personal challenge.
Posted by: Mediocre Fred | December 5, 2006 11:19 AM
Not happy with my results... I'm soooo insulted!
Posted by: seb | December 5, 2006 05:02 PM
What'd you get, what'd you get?
Posted by: Sam | December 5, 2006 05:20 PM