The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Let me guess, a vegetarian made up this tripe: Vegetarians are more intelligent, says study

A study of thousands of men and women revealed that those who stick to a vegetarian diet have IQs that are around five points higher than those who regularly eat meat.

Writing in the British Medical Journal, the researchers say it isn't clear why veggies are brainier - but admit the fruit and veg-rich vegetarian diet could somehow boost brain power.

It gets worse.

One of the researchers states that the results may mean intelligent people are considerate of the welfare of animals.

Researcher Dr Catharine Gale said there could be several explanations for the findings, including intelligent people being more likely to consider both animal welfare issues and the possible health benefits of a vegetarian diet.

Intelligent people are those who are considerate of animals and eat them as a source of protein and other necessary nutrients.

Duh.

What really ripens my peaches is this additional little annoyance:

Liz O'Neill, of the Vegetarian Society, said: 'We've always known that vegetarianism is an intelligent, compassionate choice benefiting animals, people and the environment. Now, we've got the scientific evidence to prove it.

And, I say "faulty" because the theories seem to be full of holes. As the reader, you're welcomed to point out the flaws here or read some in the comment section of that article to see what others are saying.

Let's hear more from the PERValicious mind rather than those botanical bores.

But, when it comes right down to it, they can shove their theories where the sun don't shine because I'd rather be dumb as a post and blissfully devouring meat than being a "smart" veggitard.

And, in other laughable news, VP PERV Diane's Stuff has an excellent article on some fool who wrote some anti-meatatarian book, claiming that meat eating is wrong and that apes deserve human status, or something bizarre like that.

Make sure you check out Diane's news to get in a good laugh and to comment on whether you believe Stephen Colbert deserves to become an honorary PERV or not.

PERVs love to pound their meat... then cook it up and eat it. Yum.

VIVA LA PERV!

Meeting Adjourned.

Thanks as always to VP PERV Diane's Stuff for the logo.

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