The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Below is a pile of gift ideas for just about everyone on your list.

Here's one for your arse face boss.

This one's for the friend who never seems to want to leave his room... wonder why.

And, here's one for same type of friend who's lonely at night.

This is a gift that'll boost a friend's ego. Perhaps give it to that big talker who obviously has low self-esteem and make their day.

And, this one's for your inbred farmer family members. You know, the ones you're embarrassed to admit are related to you.

And, what woman could go without this stress reliever? Sure beats those stress balls.

Here's one for the gifted turd in your life.