The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

(By the way, I realise that I'm not the first one to create this title, but it was original in my mind until I researched it, lol)

You know, it's so like the environmental/animal rights nuts out there to prefer killing humans to killing animals (I mean, we're all really just animals in the end anyhow).

And, yes, I do consider their wish to withhold medical progress/options from people similar to actually killing someone.

But, what I'm referring to is how the animal rights activists choose saving a d*mn lab rat over saving the lives of our relations.

They probably spew malarky like we should all die naturally, animals and humans alike. What they don't realise is that nature was created to use it to our benefit. If we can create medicine from it, then we are respecting it and using it for what it's intended for.

With that said, animals are a part of nature, so let's use them to grow and survive and all that jazz.

But, I suppose if we can't have it that way without an arguement from the nutjobs, then I say hunt those freaks, and not seals, or moose and squirrel, or whatever.

My only fear is that we would become contaminated by the meat of the animal rights freaks.

And, I can see it now....

We'd start off by hunting them, then we'd get into farming them.

Then, we'd get some meat-eating nutjobs who want either couscous fed, tofu fed, or free range animal right's 'tards.

It would all end up in the same fiasco. We'd have protesters against hunting the PETA nuts; we'd have others demanding that the free ranged animal right's meat be labelled; and we'd have others freaking out about the way the meat is processed.

Then, we'd get into the whole issue of steroids and genetically modified animal right's meat.

By the way, the animal right's meat acronym is ARM (which is probably the tastiest part of the animal), although I wouldn't know for sure, nor would I really care to know.

Okay, I may have scared a few people with this article, but I had fun writing it, lol.

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