The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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Article by Risemoon of RightCelebrity.

First is was ‘Dick in a Box’ and now it is ‘My Box in a Box’ We think ‘Box in a Box’ wins the battle of spoofs, but we have both videos for you here so that you can be the judge. And the first was by Saturday Night Live (SNL). My Box in a Box is an amateur production. You go girl with the box!

You just aren’t going to believe the internet’s best video of the day!

Update: Box Girl’s website blog is here and her myspace blog is here. She is a 20-year old babe living in Philadelphia and goes by “Bunny.” And bunnies live in ____. Nice!

[Here's the link to the video]

The key lyrics:

“Britney showed the world her box. But my box is just for you.”
“Bush is ruining our country, but my bush has never lied.”
“And Taco Bell might make you sick, but my taco’s certified.”
“You might like Starbucks muffins, but my muffin tastes good too.”

[Here's the link to this video]

Hat tip: Belleze Gossip.

And don’t forget these hilarious instructions for constructing your very own Dick in a Box!

And read what these guys have to say….

Can you say that on T.V.? How about on the Internet?

It’s the chorus to Andy Samberg’s most recent mock music video, which aired last week on Saturday Night Live, and has been all over the Internet ever since.

Samberg, the comic mind behind the SNL skit “Lazy Sunday” (better known as “The Chronic-What?-cles of Narnia”), infused the late night show with a burst of energy when he joined the cast in September of 2005 and started making mock music videos.

His latest is a holiday jingle called “A Special Christmas Box”, in which he and pop star, Justin Timberlake, sing a song about giving their girlfriends a “dick in a box” for Christmas.
…

This weekend’s SNL debuted another digital short, “A Special Box” (think “Lazy Sunday,” but with Color Me Badd and dicks in boxes instead of nerds and Narnia matinees) that NBC obviously hopes may inspire the same kind of viral video frenzy that the network enjoyed with last December’s hip-hop ode to the simple pleasures of cupcakes and leisurely weekend afternoons, as they’re already offering an uncensored version on their website, hoping to render obsolete the liberally bleeped clip originally broadcast on Saturday night that legions of fans have already let loose on the YouTubes.

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This article contributed by 123beta.

You can now over-spend with the help of KISS. [pic]

My question is why does Visa now think anyone would be interested? Seems like this might have proven profitable perhaps 35 years ago.

I, wanna spend all night...alright...and shopping everyday!

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Sam says: I don't know about you, but I'm guessing some members of KISS may be a bit low on their income.

I mean, first there was the scent of Simmons *shudder*, then the Family Jewels "reality" show.

Ya, we really don't want to be thinking of Simmons' aging "jewels".

Now, they're pandering VISA cards?

Whatever.

Here's a hint for KISS: time to put the makeup back on; or better yet, stay indoors and out of the public eye.

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Game manufacturers are big companies with lot's of employees. Sometimes, mistakes happen.

Electronic Arts apparently had a 'mishap' in the stocking of one of it's games recently. A (what I would call lucky) fourteen-year-old boy in Utah expecting to receive the Madden NFL 2007 (whatever) game instead received a porn movie.

He was obviously distraught over this error.

The dumb-arse reported it to his parents and of course they reported it to the store (Circuit City) where the game was purchased.

Mumsy and Dadsy, I WANT THE MADDEN NFL 2007 GAME! Damn it!

He'll receive a replacement for the Christmas gift, along with several other games to curb his 'game' libido.

Little dumb sh*t....

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And smelly too.

Apparently, a very drunk West Virginia University fan thought it would be funny...or something, to defecate on the seats of the Georgia Tech band during the Gator Bowl. Nothing like showing your team's colors...and I thought WVU's colors were blue and gold.

The poopatrator was video tapped and later arrested. When confronted with the images he stopped protesting and vomited down the front of his shirt (a dead giveaway).

Unfortunately, there are pics of this ...um, event.

But, I doubt that anybody would really want to see them.

Geez, now that's gonna be a heck of a story to tell the grandchildren.

Go Mountaineers!

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For those offering to guest post here, I'll probably be able to respond Monday night or Tuesday. Thanks for your patience and for offering.

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