The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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You can now over-spend with the help of KISS. [pic]

My question is why does Visa now think anyone would be interested? Seems like this might have proven profitable perhaps 35 years ago.

I, wanna spend all night...alright...and shopping everyday!

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Sam says: I don't know about you, but I'm guessing some members of KISS may be a bit low on their income.

I mean, first there was the scent of Simmons *shudder*, then the Family Jewels "reality" show.

Ya, we really don't want to be thinking of Simmons' aging "jewels".

Now, they're pandering VISA cards?

Whatever.

Here's a hint for KISS: time to put the makeup back on; or better yet, stay indoors and out of the public eye.