The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsKissing Customs, Cr*ppy Art, And Other Smelly News
Here is some more great news that headed my way care of the extraordinary, Jim.
A more conventional fetishist, Masashi Kamata, 28, was arrested in Nagoya, Japan, in October after police found about 5,000 pairs of used girls' and boys' shoes at a rented warehouse. "I was enjoying their smell," he said, according to Mainichi Daily News. [Mainichi Daily News, 11-1-06]Ya, I tell ya. There's nothing like the wonderful aroma of used kids' shoes. Flowers I could do without, but children's shoes... no way! Must fulfill this perverted fetish.
F*cking nutball.
Is there a contest going on encouraging people to be the world's biggest 'tard, or something?
In yet another case of a person practicing what is allegedly acceptable in another country but illegal in the United States, a 28-year-old woman from Cambodia was arrested in Las Vegas, Nev., in October for kissing her 6-year-old son's penis, which she said was simply an expression of motherly love. An official in California's Cambodian Association of America confirmed the custom to the Las Vegas Review-Journal but said it never extends past age 2. [Las Vegas Review-Journal, 10-14-06]This may sound culturally ignorant, but remind me never to raise a child using Cambodian customs.
*shudder*
The Christian Retail Show in Denver in August demonstrated, said a Los Angeles Times report, nearly a parallel commercial universe, with hundreds of "Christian" versions of products and services, such as sweatbands, pajamas, dolls, health clubs, insurance agencies, tree trimmers and fragrances ("Virtuous Woman" perfume). One Retail Show visitor, though, was dismayed at the efforts to just "slap Jesus on (merchandise)." (Among the tougher sells would appear to be Book22.com, a Christian sex-toy Web site that sells condoms, vibrators and lubricants to married couples, but stocks no pornography or toys that encourage multiple-partner scenes.) [Los Angeles Times, 8-5-06; Toronto Star, 7-8-06]
Well, that's definitely a losing battle. Who in their right mind would go for porn and toys that encourage monogamy rather than fantasy.
Yuck! Blech! Couple sex. How disgusting!
Give me a good ol' three way, any day. Lol.
British performance artist Ian Thorley, working on grants from several local councils, did a week's stint on an Ashington street in October, stepping onto and off of a doormat while wearing a badge identifying him as a government doormat tester. [BBC News, 10-11-06]That had to be an exhilarating piece of art.
Wooo... doormat tester. That's just genius artistry. Boy, I wish I could buy that and display at my house. What a masterpiece!
In case you didn't realise, I'm being sarcastic.
Comments
At least she wasn't kissing his penis while smelling his shoes stepping on and off a doormat...
Posted by: Diane | January 15, 2007 02:24 AM
But, I wouldn't doubt if I come across a news bit like that one day, lol.
Posted by: Sam | January 15, 2007 03:14 AM
Christian sex toy website? Sorry, when I'm having sex with my hubby I'm not thinking about Christianity. Vibrators? WWJD?
Posted by: Stacy | January 15, 2007 04:55 PM
Oh, sarcasm!
Never mind then!
Posted by: Tramp | January 16, 2007 11:25 PM
HUH?!!??! Sam is being sarcastic? Oh Jesus NOOOOO.
Posted by: mice | January 17, 2007 05:02 PM