The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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Posted by Samantha at 12:01 AM | Permalink

This blog was posted by The Cubicle Reverend:

I love it when the Hollywood elite spend their days in their castle telling us common folks how to live our lives. Who knows more about reality than people who live in a fantasy world? I am a huge fan of Alec Baldwin the actor, but why do these guys think we give a crap about their opinion on anything other than what movies we should want to see? Seriously, Baldwin, baby, kiddo, bubby... go back to doing what you do well. Do your little movies, make nice entertainments that make our lives a little more enjoyable (at least when they are good). Please, please, please tell your kind to leave us alone and let us go about our business.

By the way... you ruled in Glengarry Glen Ross.

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Posted by The Cubicle Reverend at 08:27 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

I got a kick out of these images that Jim sent in, so I thought you might too.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

Thanks goes to Jim for sending in these funnies.

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Posted by Samantha at 02:58 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Thankfully, I can say that I wouldn't have won $25,000 from this contest since I've never had a "clog story".

It seems the Scott toilet paper company hosted a contest recently to share some worst toilet clog story.

The winner was Jim Holeva and you can read his story and others' here: Share your cloggiest moment.

Here's just a sampling of the weird stories sent in:

"An elderly woman confesses to a flight attendant that she dropped her teeth in the toilet, then emerges from the bathroom with a blue grin."

"A bridesmaid sneakily tries on the bride’s gown, only to flush the train down the toilet, leaving the dress soaked and stained in blue chemical."

A young woman clogs the toilet, slips on the overflowing water and bumps her head moments before her first date arrives.

So, do you have any worst clog stories to share? That is, if it's not too embarrassing for you, lol.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

I don't know if you've seen this before, but here is a quick funny one to please your senses... well..., not your tastebuds.

Yuck!

Here's what you need to do (don't ask me what it's all saying, though):

1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5 CLICK ON "APRI"

Enjoy your morning cup a' joe.

I'm so glad I don't drink coffee.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

You may want to try The Great Firewall of China to see if your site makes it into China.

For some reason, they've allowed this site in. I must be losing my touch or something, or maybe it's because they see I'm from "innocent" Canada, lol, and think I'm a nice girl.

Yup, just keep thinking that, suckers. I'm a "nice" girl.

Hat Tip: Committees of Correspondence (who sent me this link) was banned, are you?

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Posted by Samantha at 01:55 AM | Permalink

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

I thought this quiz would be rather telling...

According to The Underwear Quiz I am currently wearing : A Thong Take the Underwear Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Shows how much they know, I'm not wearing ANY!

So, I decided to take the man's version of it, and here's my result:

According to The Underwear Quiz I am currently wearing : Boxer Briefs Take the Underwear Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Ya, I like the LOOKS of this result much better.

What are you wearing?

Hat Tip: 123beta for this revealing quiz.

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